Wrong Numbers

I do like to try and help out wrong numbers.

I answered the phone last night and it was someone asking for a takeaway and you know me, I'll help anyone, but I'll be honest...it was a bit of a bind.

Having to traipse to the Spar for ghee at that hour...

And I'd never even heard of 'Rogan Josh'...had to look him up on the internet.

They were lucky I happened to have some lamb in...I don't usually.

Its expensive, lamb.

I bought it in for a special occasion, should one ever occur.

Oh well, it's gone now...



Gunna just ignore it next time.